Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie