Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.