Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul