Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts