Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts