Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why did Mufasa die?

Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.

One Jokes More One Jokes

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Koreans Jokes More Koreans Jokes

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts