How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L