How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

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What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.