How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.