How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

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Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.