How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do crossfitters call their trainers?

Fairy WOD-mothers.