What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"