Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.