What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.