What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.