What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.