What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom