What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.