What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Paycheck Jokes More Paycheck Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Dk Jokes More Dk Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.