Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.