Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !