What s the weight of a hipster?

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Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

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Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside