Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.
He got hurt from harmful rays
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Diet Coke.
They Swim-fast.