Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
You discussed me.
He was Russian.
Her algae bra.
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
Weight for it...
She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.