Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights