Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

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What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.