Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.