What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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How did michael hutchence take his drugs?

Inxs

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.