What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark