How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.