How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.