Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9