Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up