How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!