How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

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How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No