How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had 4 cars.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired