Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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What do a house and clean clothes have in common?

Homeless people have neither.

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!