Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!