Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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Attachment Jokes More Attachment Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!