What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.