What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Flint Jokes More Flint Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!