Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call children born into a whorehouse?

Your kids

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution