Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.