What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

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Woody Wood Pickle !

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

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A cottage"

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!