What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert