What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!