Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*