Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
Would you like fries with that "
A salt rifle.
Cross country
Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.
A: Lend it to Greece.
Because Greece is at the bottom.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
You get to meet Jared Fogel.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.
