What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.