What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

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What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other