What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.