What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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Why are radios cheaper in Scotland?

Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried.

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Salt Rifle Jokes More Salt Rifle Jokes

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.