Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

What do you call a Mexican knockoff burger restaurant?

Carlos Jr.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)