Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican KKK?

The Qu Qu Qu.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.