What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

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When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

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What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.