Basketball Player Jokes

Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

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What do you get when a basketball player gets a lung infection?

LeBronchitis

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?

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He makes a swish!

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why don't women need to go to college?

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