Why are basketball players so tall?

They're knee grows.

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

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What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.