Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

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What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for