Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

Empire Jokes More Empire Jokes

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.