Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch