What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.