Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.