Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.