What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers