What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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What does a racist baker exclaim?

white flour!

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.