What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

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What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.