What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough