Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What does a racist baker exclaim?

white flour!

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.