Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!