Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"