Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is the most racist type of bread?

A biguette

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.