Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.