Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.