Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.