Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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Why did the chicken coop have two doors?

cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.