Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.