Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"