What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks"

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.