How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.